(Source: rolypolydandy)
Tracks
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me:
i feel clammy...now I'm feeling like I'm on a ship out at sea, like my stomach is swaying to and fro, fro and to
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Joshua:
i'm sorry, try drinking lots of water
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me:
probably going to die soon
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Joshua:
you'll be fine
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(Sent at 230 PM on Monday)
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me:
I was gone because I had died and needed to regenerate
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(Sent at 258 PM on Monday)
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Joshua:
Are you GINGER!!??
Woah, Hillary Clinton is now on Twitter. Also, “pantsuit aficionado.”
Staying cool at her first #WhiteSox game (at US Cellular Field)
(Source: disneyfilm)
Way too many clothing companies know my Birthday is next week
If you have money to shop at Vera Bradley, AE, Anthro, Express, and I’m sure more to come, let me know and I’ll send you some coupons.
On first glance I thought she had a gaping head wound stemming from her eye socket.
I think we’ve all learned something new about me today.
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Shakespeare:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
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John Green:
Bitch it might be
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
