January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 16th
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My name is Emily and I'm a cyberchondriac
It’s bad news bears to research causes of pain in the bile ducts (which has grown increasingly chronic and more intense in the past couple of weeks). The most likely source is trauma associated with gallbladder removal (which I had 8 months ago). That cure is a simple surgery. Since it would be my 5th one, I think I could handle it. However when you start reading further words like...
Dec 15th
Dec 12th
Here's a fact that makes me cry
My sister is not coming home for Christmas. Antonio is just too little to be traveling during the height of cold and flu season. Selfishly I can’t help thinking that this is the 1st time in my entire life that I will go from Thanksgiving to New Years without seeing my big sister. Even now I have a huge lump in my throat and tears falling. Thanks a lot t-mobile commercial filmed nearby. ...
Dec 7th
November 2011
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“First my heart leaped into my throat, then I immediately started playing...”
– Josh on his thoughts as I came down the aisle.
Nov 18th
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Nov 18th
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so, Hunger Games nail polish exists.  →
or will in March anyway. Love it, even as one who bites the crap out of their nails every day.
Nov 15th
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Nov 9th
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my answer to flight or fight...
Yesterday I had an eye doctor appointment at 5:15, 2 blocks from my house. I got into town at 5:08 (pretty standard). Since I forgot to throw food in the crockpot that morning I knew I had about 5 minutes to run upstairs toss the fixins in the oven (sans preheat) and get out. It was a dark and rainy night and I could only find a spot half a block down. I was scampering (running in heels in the...
Nov 9th
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what is jeopardy! obsession?
I watch Jeopardy! every day usually during or while making dinner. In Chicago it is on at 3:30 in the afternoon (I know at least in Philly it’s on at 6, which would be so much more convenient) so I DVR every day and chill out in the comfy chair with Wentworth while I watch it. I want to be on Jeopardy! so bad. One day it’s gonna happen. I already have my final jeopardy and daily...
Nov 9th
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Nov 4th
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my nephew
I am so excited and so nervous. I pray he is as healthy and perfect as every test has made him seem so far. I pray my beautiful wonderful sister sails through the surgery and delivery. She has wanted to be a mom for so long and tomorrow that wish comes true.  
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lau-ra-sau-rus: i saw a lot of people wearing rasta/jamaican costumes last night including black dreadlocks attached to the hat o rly? your costume is being jamaican?   see… my brother had the exact same reaction about the people in ponchos and sombreros and actually wanted to get into a fight about being Mexican as a costume. Then my uncle pointed out that people have been dressing...
Nov 1st
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October 2011
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Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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this is the 2nd day
They are knocking down an old reseach hall on campus. For some reason we appear to be right near the exhaust. Our entire office space smells like a lawnmower. Not like freshly cut grass, like a gas lawnmower right after it’s done cutting. Gasoliney and oily and gross. Long story short I’ve had to use my inhaler already, if it goes day 3 tomorrow I may be writing from the emergency...
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
There are very few things I have wanted more in... →
Now who’s going to give me $248 plus tax and shipping?
Oct 27th
I’m really excited that most of my favorite people are pairing up and getting married. Yesterday was my cousin Bryan and his fiancee Jackie’s bridal shower and I couldn’t help but think how fortunate I am to be in their lives. They are getting married December 31st, it’s going to be one hell of a way to ring in the new year. Alexis has been one of my best friends since we...
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Oct 19th
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Learn a simple spanish phrase!
Did you know that if you spell the word “SOCKS” out loud you will be saying “it is what it is” in spanish? S-O-C-K-S= Eso si que es. Give it a try!
Oct 19th
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Oct 10th
Robin Ventura has been named the White Sox 38th...
Huge unbustable smile on my face right now. 
Oct 6th
September 2011
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The number one way to REALLY piss someone in my...
It tends to be said right before someone actually considers themselves riled up. This has become such a point of contention that my siblings and I have instituted a code word for calm down so ridiculous no one can get upset when hearing it. The word is “Jigglypuff” If the person it’s directed at continues down the path of excitement we just sing the song until they take it...
Sep 29th
“Would you be interested in going to this year’s FSA Conference? It’s...”
– -My Boss Why yes, yes I would. Bearing in mind my room/flight/meals will be taken care of by the company, I need to take $200 in cash and that’s it. I will lose us the entire house if not reigned in.
Sep 28th
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