- me: i feel clammy...now I'm feeling like I'm on a ship out at sea, like my stomach is swaying to and fro, fro and to
- Joshua: i'm sorry, try drinking lots of water
- me: probably going to die soon
- Joshua: you'll be fine
- (Sent at 230 PM on Monday)
- me: I was gone because I had died and needed to regenerate
- (Sent at 258 PM on Monday)
- Joshua: Are you GINGER!!??
Way too many clothing companies know my Birthday is next week
If you have money to shop at Vera Bradley, AE, Anthro, Express, and I’m sure more to come, let me know and I’ll send you some coupons.
- Shakespeare: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
- John Green: Bitch it might be
putting the avengers to bed
Phil Coulson’s method
Nick Fury’s method